I was at my local BMW dealer for new tires and noticed a new R1200GS in the service bay. It was quite clearly missing a few choice bits, most notably its fancy new water cooled motor.
So I asked what happened.
"The starter motor failed," the service adviser replied.
"Wha.... you had to remove the entire engine just to replace the starter?"
"No, when the starter failed it injected pieces of itself into the motor. We have to take the motor apart to remove the pieces of the starter."
There's a running joke among Beemer enthusiasts. First year owners are beta testers.
Don't be a beta tester.